Hey internet! This is a short story about my dog, Ruby. Ain't she a beauty? Ruby as a puppy, 2013. Ruby at 3 years old, 2016. I got her for my 16th birthday in 2013 and from day one I was in love with her. She is such a crazy and unique dog who brings me so much happiness. This is a dog who barks at the electronic fireplace, not because there is something wrong with it but because she doesn't like the bit that lifts up and hides the power switch. But she doesn't just mouth off at the fireplace, this is also a dog who will bark at you and talk to you through making weird dog noises. Sometimes, I almost think I can understand her. This is a dog who doesn't give you your privacy when you are in the bath or on the toilet. She will sit next to bath for the whole time you are in it and will stare at the water in fascination. She will sit on the floor when you're on the toilet and even sometimes ask to be stroked. One word to des...